Monday, July 30, 2012

Fronteirs kiss

With the drawing of a Saggitarius
A candy store for the children
A future for the blessings
A kosher life for the youth

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Starlight dances in the eye of silence

Starlight so bright
What indignity did I see tonight
A moment of silence traded for the

Sound of a cow bell

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Noting the wild card

What can we do without a candy store? I suppose we can live better but its a nice place too.

Theta Chi Success

What is a brother if he can not write?

Quaint comes gold

Bargains kick the fury

Eels bother the issues

Brothers hold your jewel collection

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Monday, July 9, 2012

Starlight never shines on the nazi

G-d is not a candid fool that he will let anyone revamp the holocaust in any way shape or form.

I have seen online several attempts to display whether arrogantly, foolishly, liberally or just plain stupidly an association of Death with Holiness in human experiences. This to me is ignorant and I will never again be friends with anyone who tries to make any such parlance of the dead into the light of the day.

Never Again.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Netizens united

Plywood is extreme

No dice wizard

Looking tough

Meet vampire bat man

Great minds never like the candy cane supply shop

Trust that there is a good soul in your own soul

Trust that you can do what you need to improve your life if you want to

Trust that G-d will help you to improve your life

Trust that life is not your enemy

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Strike thy mat

Force the jewel


Fix the boat

Nestea the cocktail

So the money ran out...


So your soul was never a trite


So there is war in thy merit......


Goodbye the angel will see you now

Everquest

Shrimp make you lose your mind

Lobster makes you lose your bait

Pork leaves you without a hearing aid

And Crab loses your whole perspective

Just a lonely backgammon player

Stun them with keeping the angels happy

Over under under done

Scorecard Romney lusting Life scoffing

Formica pages

Treasure the box spring on your bed

Crumbs get crossed

Vail suggests we feel good about kinging ourselves

Batman loved bickering about his gloves

Spiderman hates his giant hat collection

Greedy little barking candy canes

I liked your sports car, but it did not sound good!

Dinner jackets

G-d returns the living to The Life

Markets convene

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Kids and space are a match

I love the space station in the springtime

I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning

I love the rocket at the magazine store

Kids and space are a match

I love the space station in the springtime

I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning

I love the rocket at the magazine store

Great are the days of tomorrow

Three days from now I will be older

Ten days from today I will be happier

Thirteen days and I will be remembering my old days of course all the time

Skin is holy if you wash it well

The china store is always a nice place to hang out

The partridge family is never your best friend but always your brother

Codes of the forests

Turning in your keys is positive

Running to New York is evil to some

Finding Nemo is a fun movie

Running for office is never the kids problem

June is a special day

Break the door down from the oxen

Still a breaking heart at life

Stiff the money and kill the cards

Monday, July 2, 2012

Bunson Burners et al

Try the mighty martini

Enjoy the luxurious grape fruit

The mine is dry again

But there is tea in Spain

Bone the Breaking point

Suffice to say that the bones are always in alignment in the undisturbed grave.

Give to the charity and love the future

Work well and give to the love of your interests

Israel is holy.

Communicate directly with G-d

Always G-d is real and available. If you do not think so, its because he is hiding from you. G-d hides and never speaks to most 99.999% of the world. Why would he? He does not depend on your knowledge of his love and devotion. But you better near realize that he is watching you and knowing your future and fate.

Either way, say hello sometime and just lay in bed and be your friend of your G-d and talk to him as if he knows who you are. It might pay off.

Sunlight on the finish line

Nothing gets in the way of the stock being a happy lifestyle

G-d never loves the fool who hates his stock loss in entirety

Never love the end of your investment

Find a good steak to enjoy before you sell your stocks

G-d is not a stock holder but he still holds the deeds

Steal the candy back

Take two meatballs, mash them together and make a sandwich if you really need a braided name

Beat the devil at cards and win back your French Horn Players Gold!

Steal your carrots fast.

searching for dandelions

Skip the card game

Ray has his flag todaay

Honor comes to he who learns

A bad year hates a frightful one

Dross respects a bad word

Did you think I would say Schmitty?

Bones grow fast

Titty bee, there is a bitty bee

Bitty bee there is a titty tee

Silly justice
There is a new rug

Peacocks deliver

Stanley the legal aid is never on time

Say cheese if you love the candy counter

Lose that smirk if you are in a hurry

Lens in the eye

I like the day of the Brooklyn Dodgers

Pinheads and Farmers

Patriots never antagonize the left or the right

Life is never about stories of greed

Trust in your G-d to bring the football season to a gentle close!

Bugging the system

Shoot the garment district with a spool of thread

Naming names but forgetting faces

LyeNPens on AOL is a friend of mine.

He writes for you and he likes you too.
He will never accept a bribe and he will never let you taunt him or ridicule him either.

G-d has him on speed dial sometimes.

Burning Quell

There exists in cyber space a man named Burning Quell who is quite into the decision of taming the wild and making hatred fall off the face of the planet.

BQ is really fun and I am his friend.

Righting the wrong

So if you like Jewish life and are either reform or conservative, pick up a book and start reading. The Tanakh is a great way to start all the time and I loved Proverbs and Psalms. It was easy to ascertain the meanings and it made me feel smarter. Then move to the prophets. Do the Torah 5 books of Moses and when you really feel good, read Job.

Staging defeat

I never go out without my tzitzis on and a hat.

Kosher Will

I love the kosher way of life, but I bet that noone can ever really completely keep the perfection. So I go to my extreme and work on my golf game instead.

Bargain basement

Stay on fire black and white

Buy more Torah

Spend all of your money on Torah and life

Never gamble ever

Sell shoes but keep the change

Treat the dignity with agility

Tea pots hate the lid of strangers

Forgetting a name is never a fine day

Loving the merit of another is always a blessing

Trust in the soul of your Creator to give you your merit and worth

Cooling the Engines

Sand paper never gets happy smiles

But butter is always a paid price

Trust in the New York Times but Enjoy the Wall Street Journal.

Pour the sugar down deep

Surgeons are the answer to prayers but a psychiatrist is never ready for the extreme mood

Surround the world with a jeep collection if you envy star wars

Smile for the cameras and love the jeeps too

Love your physician but enjoy your psychiatrist