Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Gopher hole in the aim

Labs are set
The corn is high
The whiskey is consumed
The merit runs dry

But wands of steel
Disagree at will
There is no gay
Its all a bad pill.

So the children are set
The amazement in order
The tact is gone
The soul not a recorder

But the dignity is just
And the world is awry
The shoulder of its face
Is awful and bly

So the kids are hilly
And the billy is billy
The silly is still ahead
And the candy comes out red

The silver is gone
The apple in the sun
The frond at the even
The kill was with Steven

But what of the answer
To the long gone conclusion riddle may

What will be of the soul
Of the fresh and the bly?

A hearse for the end
They all come in two
They like to be happy
Let them sweat their due

So be still at the maze
And kill that there is no grave

For the diamond in the rough
The hole of the bluff

Sentence them to hard work
Hurt their little dirt

Stay ahead of their time
You need not shell out a dime

But without the dignity of disgrace
There is nothing to erase the face

Of the ill will at the start
They are not grass or the part


Friday, September 21, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Heat consumes the barbeque

Pride amazes

Radishes hate conspiracy

Redo your store

Tripping never happens with Torah

Peerless are its sages

Lovers remain discussed

They fail on the battleground

Muster saves agility

Witnesses always save their stories

Each doll has a dress

Ever so climactic

Blatent disregard for integrity bids on its own lack of integrity

Say what they want but smile when you sing

Clowns hate to be sincere

Stay away from the heat infested swamps of mankind.

Rewritten is the acid experiment

Old is the future

Warm never gets understood

Nets have holes

Hope is never an exception

Wisdom relies on friends

Rewording liberty holds the grade

See sugar...

Frontal nudity consumes

Where have all the flowers gone

Relate to G-d

Stay the sages

Wind changes direction

Ashes always are about a setting sun

Shoes hate to be broken in by bats

Stay home and keep your counts to a minimum

Friday, September 14, 2012

Worlds reunite again

Reform their Santa Clause

Soda fries always outweigh masking fries

Cigar please

Writing never has accessories

Fruit love the sun

Lunch for the parade

Looks like rain

Acting strange relies on complicated neurochemistry

Every saucer has its secrets

Worlds coalesce in time

Lovers unite

Truth boards are always congruent

Happenstance is not our priority

Revamoing the football game only saves grass

Trust in G-d

Doctors like dressy shows

Relive the passion

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Time never hurts the radio station's antennae's waves

Stay out of trouble if you like the persimmon bush.

Caricatures of desire get accepted by the ignorant

Feeling never like hatred

Regalia never includes destruction

sap the word of fever

Clap if you like saving the sink

Civil libertarians throw in the plug

Rancid smells bad

Worth always bats 0.500

Honor shows through

Reward the innocent with the parity of the watchful few and armed. USMC

Towers of light are awesome

Go American Diplomacy.

Justice finds its mark

Terror never gets withdrawn, just obliterated.

Goofing off never really spells too much terror

Join the Fraternity or else just play it by the numbers.

Batches of animosity show their name

Holding your own forces is always nice.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Symptoms concede

Relight the candle

Crustaceans never like the examination

So they say that the eggs are happier than the yolk.

Trays hate freedom

Mitt you get a lot of serving trays.......

Relive your own canoeing experience, not mine

Doctors should doctor... consumers should go inside and advocate for health care. Doctors as consumers should advocate. Doctors as doctors should stick to their safe practice of medicine. When doctors advocate health care with the view of the practice in mind... no one benefits except the practice... and although we need good practicing doctors... we rarely need fine tuned machinery to be human.

Heated days never like reality

Hose down the hedges

Medicine was never the answer for Plato

Rewarming the margarita...

Rely on the strong

Cards can play

Carrots exclaim

Fishbowls scream but the fish can not hear

Ducks enjly dignity

Sleeves of compassion remain elevated

Angels sing lucky songs too

Tides come in

Canaries give good song

Lets keep them out of coal mines if we can

Survival never cries foul

Tea never cloggs the arteries

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Legible is informed

Parity to better words

Murder never plays by numbers

Later they cry

Codes multiply

Steel reinforces steel

Stowaway forgets to board reality

Forget the hive.

Minds are never a throwaway

Still encompassing the future.

Ewes never mistake the fountain

Mayors hardly confuse chocolate

Babies never can wipe their own face well

She can help if you can find her.

Jail suffuses their tension

Fever suffices

Sound Garden is merry

So is Saturday's finding

Yale sees Brown's Shadow

The sun rises in the East

Tether ball is fun

Hospital physicians love educated minds.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Costs of living adjust

Peers review

Fees never labor

Return to the signpost

Reading dares the speech

Justice always loves the military

Growing strawberries is very careful

Keep off the grass, but have fun in the field.

Red paint gets removed

Sentences are prolonged

Vomit never surrenders

Hate the world you chose but never take my poetry away.

Modulating freedom gets old

Treat them with my love

Tolls hate freedom

Tires never call

Murderers hate to be laughed at by the snow

My how they love to dance in their own lies.

Luggage hollows

Suit the mind

Guiding light

Potato farmers make reason

Tee Pees think lateral

Jars get better

You better make good rum

Tacos never align well

Monday, August 27, 2012

Yes we cook ducks

Duck hates being sincere

Divorce the might

Stay sharp

Lies can be felt

We miss their dead beat

Minitaurs never select the fireplace of the trusted ally of the garden of truth

So good luck. Mythology is fun but trust is better.

Burgers hate to be elected to a prism of china factories

Yuck.

Windows clear for doctors

Had they kept their prescription

Shoes fit perfectly in wonderland

Say it isn't so!

Jokes never play right

Smile if you like the mice

The Putting game is exact

The corn stalks are getting higher.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Riding in the station wagon never steeps your intellect

Every cab has its fare

Acres never cry foul

So the candy canes are never met with too much reluctance either I think.

Tonka Trucks never hurt the cowboy

Say its not a slice of spam.

Needle the crown

Angels give crowns to Torah. Cast them not.

Red is a good color

Red lava burns but red strawberries are ripe. Never try to sustain the world; just sustain your faith.

Formation- liberty

So shall you be formed for the future.

Tables meet the day

Dream sensibly

Formulate the law

With a creed of justice, your days will anneal

Yes we aim high

She said I gave nothing

Charm pays off

She said I was nasty but right

Dates hate infinity

Language stays firm

Fear vacations

Free dignity is never free

Give to charity, but never give to rigidity

Suffice to say, the gift has been returned.

Ice hates schooling

So does ingratefulness

Butterflys never spell deceit

Tell your children that the Nazis tried to use Moses's image to produce fake bank notes in Theresinstadt.

Notices get filtered

Axes get ground

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Hello methods

Life gets its due but love hates its fill

Faith expects

Death dissects

Marriage forgets

Singlehood never kills

Impressions form

Hope never gets caught in rancor

Jumping into the strawberry field

Sing to the children.

Giving the blessing to the fool

Smile you are on candid camera

Bye bye miracles

Take one for the hometeam and never hit a line drive into an Angel

Social calls are misused by the saints

But what about the alcohol bill?

Moon beams laugh at cars

Lenses get crossed

Sunlight starlight

Tick tock

Click clack

Lungs partake in adventures

Thirst rules many a day

Monday, August 13, 2012

Welcome to wonderland

Space children to the left... worried ones to the right

Sunshine never forgets a name

Stay fresh!

Riding with lampoons

So who ate the last french fry

So shall they consecrate themselves

So shall they win in the game of life.

Exactment

With strawberries we draw big lines.

Strawberry fields forever

And an ounce of dignity for the respected too.

Peas are never the best snack

What about oreos.

Social call

Eventually they stop trying

Gettysburgh never taught us where to ski

Try me at chess

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Innocence bypassed

Sing to the moon
That there is a good spoon
And kiss that you may
A good apple of the day

But watch the witness
That says you were awful at christmas
And keep your promise
The day is not the night

Jettison utility

So you think you can think...

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Damned is the word

That a fool wanted to chime in to the future.

Horticulture errands

Wise is the man with the largest challice.

Sleeves up

Take it back

Teal money should be destroyed

Buzz words conspire

Wipe off that voodoo doll

They come in droves

Lower the esteem... Hold their hand

Cares never matter

Bonus if you can recognize Honus Wagner

Never Again means NEVER AGAIN!!

Try it and feel the end

Pins never tell stories

I love that there are many angels who love that there are plenty of pins.

Kings make progress

Zenith gets marked

Friday, August 3, 2012

Monday, July 30, 2012

Fronteirs kiss

With the drawing of a Saggitarius
A candy store for the children
A future for the blessings
A kosher life for the youth

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Starlight dances in the eye of silence

Starlight so bright
What indignity did I see tonight
A moment of silence traded for the

Sound of a cow bell

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Noting the wild card

What can we do without a candy store? I suppose we can live better but its a nice place too.

Theta Chi Success

What is a brother if he can not write?

Quaint comes gold

Bargains kick the fury

Eels bother the issues

Brothers hold your jewel collection

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Monday, July 9, 2012

Starlight never shines on the nazi

G-d is not a candid fool that he will let anyone revamp the holocaust in any way shape or form.

I have seen online several attempts to display whether arrogantly, foolishly, liberally or just plain stupidly an association of Death with Holiness in human experiences. This to me is ignorant and I will never again be friends with anyone who tries to make any such parlance of the dead into the light of the day.

Never Again.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Netizens united

Plywood is extreme

No dice wizard

Looking tough

Meet vampire bat man

Great minds never like the candy cane supply shop

Trust that there is a good soul in your own soul

Trust that you can do what you need to improve your life if you want to

Trust that G-d will help you to improve your life

Trust that life is not your enemy

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Strike thy mat

Force the jewel


Fix the boat

Nestea the cocktail

So the money ran out...


So your soul was never a trite


So there is war in thy merit......


Goodbye the angel will see you now

Everquest

Shrimp make you lose your mind

Lobster makes you lose your bait

Pork leaves you without a hearing aid

And Crab loses your whole perspective

Just a lonely backgammon player

Stun them with keeping the angels happy

Over under under done

Scorecard Romney lusting Life scoffing

Formica pages

Treasure the box spring on your bed

Crumbs get crossed

Vail suggests we feel good about kinging ourselves

Batman loved bickering about his gloves

Spiderman hates his giant hat collection

Greedy little barking candy canes

I liked your sports car, but it did not sound good!

Dinner jackets

G-d returns the living to The Life

Markets convene

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Kids and space are a match

I love the space station in the springtime

I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning

I love the rocket at the magazine store

Kids and space are a match

I love the space station in the springtime

I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning

I love the rocket at the magazine store

Great are the days of tomorrow

Three days from now I will be older

Ten days from today I will be happier

Thirteen days and I will be remembering my old days of course all the time

Skin is holy if you wash it well

The china store is always a nice place to hang out

The partridge family is never your best friend but always your brother

Codes of the forests

Turning in your keys is positive

Running to New York is evil to some

Finding Nemo is a fun movie

Running for office is never the kids problem

June is a special day

Break the door down from the oxen

Still a breaking heart at life

Stiff the money and kill the cards

Monday, July 2, 2012

Bunson Burners et al

Try the mighty martini

Enjoy the luxurious grape fruit

The mine is dry again

But there is tea in Spain

Bone the Breaking point

Suffice to say that the bones are always in alignment in the undisturbed grave.

Give to the charity and love the future

Work well and give to the love of your interests

Israel is holy.

Communicate directly with G-d

Always G-d is real and available. If you do not think so, its because he is hiding from you. G-d hides and never speaks to most 99.999% of the world. Why would he? He does not depend on your knowledge of his love and devotion. But you better near realize that he is watching you and knowing your future and fate.

Either way, say hello sometime and just lay in bed and be your friend of your G-d and talk to him as if he knows who you are. It might pay off.

Sunlight on the finish line

Nothing gets in the way of the stock being a happy lifestyle

G-d never loves the fool who hates his stock loss in entirety

Never love the end of your investment

Find a good steak to enjoy before you sell your stocks

G-d is not a stock holder but he still holds the deeds

Steal the candy back

Take two meatballs, mash them together and make a sandwich if you really need a braided name

Beat the devil at cards and win back your French Horn Players Gold!

Steal your carrots fast.

searching for dandelions

Skip the card game

Ray has his flag todaay

Honor comes to he who learns

A bad year hates a frightful one

Dross respects a bad word

Did you think I would say Schmitty?

Bones grow fast

Titty bee, there is a bitty bee

Bitty bee there is a titty tee

Silly justice
There is a new rug

Peacocks deliver

Stanley the legal aid is never on time

Say cheese if you love the candy counter

Lose that smirk if you are in a hurry

Lens in the eye

I like the day of the Brooklyn Dodgers

Pinheads and Farmers

Patriots never antagonize the left or the right

Life is never about stories of greed

Trust in your G-d to bring the football season to a gentle close!

Bugging the system

Shoot the garment district with a spool of thread

Naming names but forgetting faces

LyeNPens on AOL is a friend of mine.

He writes for you and he likes you too.
He will never accept a bribe and he will never let you taunt him or ridicule him either.

G-d has him on speed dial sometimes.

Burning Quell

There exists in cyber space a man named Burning Quell who is quite into the decision of taming the wild and making hatred fall off the face of the planet.

BQ is really fun and I am his friend.

Righting the wrong

So if you like Jewish life and are either reform or conservative, pick up a book and start reading. The Tanakh is a great way to start all the time and I loved Proverbs and Psalms. It was easy to ascertain the meanings and it made me feel smarter. Then move to the prophets. Do the Torah 5 books of Moses and when you really feel good, read Job.

Staging defeat

I never go out without my tzitzis on and a hat.

Kosher Will

I love the kosher way of life, but I bet that noone can ever really completely keep the perfection. So I go to my extreme and work on my golf game instead.

Bargain basement

Stay on fire black and white

Buy more Torah

Spend all of your money on Torah and life

Never gamble ever

Sell shoes but keep the change

Treat the dignity with agility

Tea pots hate the lid of strangers

Forgetting a name is never a fine day

Loving the merit of another is always a blessing

Trust in the soul of your Creator to give you your merit and worth

Cooling the Engines

Sand paper never gets happy smiles

But butter is always a paid price

Trust in the New York Times but Enjoy the Wall Street Journal.

Pour the sugar down deep

Surgeons are the answer to prayers but a psychiatrist is never ready for the extreme mood

Surround the world with a jeep collection if you envy star wars

Smile for the cameras and love the jeeps too

Love your physician but enjoy your psychiatrist