Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Downtown never takes the vacation away
Health conspires to change a few channels but the road is wise
Friday, November 16, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Gracias pero No Gracias
Hasta La Vista to the Fervent Formidable Jewish Bag of Worms in the AOL Chat Circuit. Bye bye!
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Universal dryness is always appreciated
Joy for the ages. But a bit too dry for the imbecules sometimes.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Muscles always center on fitness
Free the wisdom and hold the canary of dignity to the aces of respect.
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Wrong answers are never right ways
Joy can not fall from the tree of success, but wisdom is always earned and prized.
Releasing your own lies is very promising
Mistakes are made, but lies are to be reported to a higher power.
Toucans never put the tiles on the Store Front
Just for competing for Soda affections we try to be more solid.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Gopher hole in the aim
Labs are set
The corn is high
The whiskey is consumed
The merit runs dry
But wands of steel
Disagree at will
There is no gay
Its all a bad pill.
So the children are set
The amazement in order
The tact is gone
The soul not a recorder
But the dignity is just
And the world is awry
The shoulder of its face
Is awful and bly
So the kids are hilly
And the billy is billy
The silly is still ahead
And the candy comes out red
The silver is gone
The apple in the sun
The frond at the even
The kill was with Steven
But what of the answer
To the long gone conclusion riddle may
What will be of the soul
Of the fresh and the bly?
A hearse for the end
They all come in two
They like to be happy
Let them sweat their due
So be still at the maze
And kill that there is no grave
For the diamond in the rough
The hole of the bluff
Sentence them to hard work
Hurt their little dirt
Stay ahead of their time
You need not shell out a dime
But without the dignity of disgrace
There is nothing to erase the face
Of the ill will at the start
They are not grass or the part
The corn is high
The whiskey is consumed
The merit runs dry
But wands of steel
Disagree at will
There is no gay
Its all a bad pill.
So the children are set
The amazement in order
The tact is gone
The soul not a recorder
But the dignity is just
And the world is awry
The shoulder of its face
Is awful and bly
So the kids are hilly
And the billy is billy
The silly is still ahead
And the candy comes out red
The silver is gone
The apple in the sun
The frond at the even
The kill was with Steven
But what of the answer
To the long gone conclusion riddle may
What will be of the soul
Of the fresh and the bly?
A hearse for the end
They all come in two
They like to be happy
Let them sweat their due
So be still at the maze
And kill that there is no grave
For the diamond in the rough
The hole of the bluff
Sentence them to hard work
Hurt their little dirt
Stay ahead of their time
You need not shell out a dime
But without the dignity of disgrace
There is nothing to erase the face
Of the ill will at the start
They are not grass or the part
Friday, September 21, 2012
Wide angle lenses always tell a story
How you live your life may be better if you saw yourself on videotape; perhaps with a cop present.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Bacon never likes the fruit
Junior never gets more excited than when they line his pockets with gold.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Goo never solidifies in the microwave
Smile if you like the can half baked and the brain half fried.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Blatent disregard for integrity bids on its own lack of integrity
Say what they want but smile when you sing
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Time never hurts the radio station's antennae's waves
Stay out of trouble if you like the persimmon bush.
Goofing off never really spells too much terror
Join the Fraternity or else just play it by the numbers.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Relive your own canoeing experience, not mine
Doctors should doctor... consumers should go inside and advocate for health care. Doctors as consumers should advocate. Doctors as doctors should stick to their safe practice of medicine. When doctors advocate health care with the view of the practice in mind... no one benefits except the practice... and although we need good practicing doctors... we rarely need fine tuned machinery to be human.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Monday, September 10, 2012
Sincerity remains the key to dignity
Finding a new home never requires a greater down payment than you are able to offer when accepting a new job.
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Poor men never write sonnets in life
So the books are fixed and the candy is exciting but the candy never grows on trees either. Just the apples.
Friday, September 7, 2012
Fools press silence into the corner of its own future
Find the stalemate and work a new device into its lie.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Voting for your own future is acceptable, but wisdom says you need other votes
Tell me about your strawberry field.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Justice never bags its own groceries
Stall the tactics of the evil doers for a bit, but never steal from the candy of the just.
Monday, September 3, 2012
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Rooms for change never get filled
Rework your little heart if the world doesn't like the fruit of your ways
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Minitaurs never select the fireplace of the trusted ally of the garden of truth
So good luck. Mythology is fun but trust is better.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
Red is a good color
Red lava burns but red strawberries are ripe. Never try to sustain the world; just sustain your faith.
Butterflys never spell deceit
Tell your children that the Nazis tried to use Moses's image to produce fake bank notes in Theresinstadt.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Innocence bypassed
Sing to the moon
That there is a good spoon
And kiss that you may
A good apple of the day
But watch the witness
That says you were awful at christmas
And keep your promise
The day is not the night
That there is a good spoon
And kiss that you may
A good apple of the day
But watch the witness
That says you were awful at christmas
And keep your promise
The day is not the night
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
Fronteirs kiss
With the drawing of a Saggitarius
A candy store for the children
A future for the blessings
A kosher life for the youth
A candy store for the children
A future for the blessings
A kosher life for the youth
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Starlight dances in the eye of silence
Starlight so bright
What indignity did I see tonight
A moment of silence traded for the
Sound of a cow bell
What indignity did I see tonight
A moment of silence traded for the
Sound of a cow bell
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Noting the wild card
What can we do without a candy store? I suppose we can live better but its a nice place too.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Birthers never get paid in lights for humanity
No fool would argue that the president was born anywhere else at this time. Give it up and get your french fries already!
Fortunes last forever in the heavens
Light is never a difficult trouble in life
Listing your name is necessary once in a while
Listing your name is necessary once in a while
Time never zig zags
Dreams awake the soul
Minds erase the pain
Life forgets the songs of the disbelievers
Honor never takes a short cut
Minds erase the pain
Life forgets the songs of the disbelievers
Honor never takes a short cut
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
Starlight never shines on the nazi
G-d is not a candid fool that he will let anyone revamp the holocaust in any way shape or form.
I have seen online several attempts to display whether arrogantly, foolishly, liberally or just plain stupidly an association of Death with Holiness in human experiences. This to me is ignorant and I will never again be friends with anyone who tries to make any such parlance of the dead into the light of the day.
Never Again.
I have seen online several attempts to display whether arrogantly, foolishly, liberally or just plain stupidly an association of Death with Holiness in human experiences. This to me is ignorant and I will never again be friends with anyone who tries to make any such parlance of the dead into the light of the day.
Never Again.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Friday, July 6, 2012
Great minds never like the candy cane supply shop
Trust that there is a good soul in your own soul
Trust that you can do what you need to improve your life if you want to
Trust that G-d will help you to improve your life
Trust that life is not your enemy
Trust that you can do what you need to improve your life if you want to
Trust that G-d will help you to improve your life
Trust that life is not your enemy
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Nestea the cocktail
So the money ran out...
So your soul was never a trite
So there is war in thy merit......
Goodbye the angel will see you now
So your soul was never a trite
So there is war in thy merit......
Goodbye the angel will see you now
Everquest
Shrimp make you lose your mind
Lobster makes you lose your bait
Pork leaves you without a hearing aid
And Crab loses your whole perspective
Lobster makes you lose your bait
Pork leaves you without a hearing aid
And Crab loses your whole perspective
Just a lonely backgammon player
Stun them with keeping the angels happy
Over under under done
Scorecard Romney lusting Life scoffing
Over under under done
Scorecard Romney lusting Life scoffing
Crumbs get crossed
Vail suggests we feel good about kinging ourselves
Batman loved bickering about his gloves
Spiderman hates his giant hat collection
Batman loved bickering about his gloves
Spiderman hates his giant hat collection
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Kids and space are a match
I love the space station in the springtime
I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning
I love the rocket at the magazine store
I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning
I love the rocket at the magazine store
Kids and space are a match
I love the space station in the springtime
I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning
I love the rocket at the magazine store
I love the enterprise in the day light of the early morning
I love the rocket at the magazine store
Great are the days of tomorrow
Three days from now I will be older
Ten days from today I will be happier
Thirteen days and I will be remembering my old days of course all the time
Ten days from today I will be happier
Thirteen days and I will be remembering my old days of course all the time
Skin is holy if you wash it well
The china store is always a nice place to hang out
The partridge family is never your best friend but always your brother
The partridge family is never your best friend but always your brother
Codes of the forests
Turning in your keys is positive
Running to New York is evil to some
Finding Nemo is a fun movie
Running for office is never the kids problem
Running to New York is evil to some
Finding Nemo is a fun movie
Running for office is never the kids problem
June is a special day
Break the door down from the oxen
Still a breaking heart at life
Stiff the money and kill the cards
Still a breaking heart at life
Stiff the money and kill the cards
Monday, July 2, 2012
Bunson Burners et al
Try the mighty martini
Enjoy the luxurious grape fruit
The mine is dry again
But there is tea in Spain
Enjoy the luxurious grape fruit
The mine is dry again
But there is tea in Spain
Bone the Breaking point
Suffice to say that the bones are always in alignment in the undisturbed grave.
Give to the charity and love the future
Work well and give to the love of your interests
Israel is holy.
Give to the charity and love the future
Work well and give to the love of your interests
Israel is holy.
Communicate directly with G-d
Always G-d is real and available. If you do not think so, its because he is hiding from you. G-d hides and never speaks to most 99.999% of the world. Why would he? He does not depend on your knowledge of his love and devotion. But you better near realize that he is watching you and knowing your future and fate.
Either way, say hello sometime and just lay in bed and be your friend of your G-d and talk to him as if he knows who you are. It might pay off.
Either way, say hello sometime and just lay in bed and be your friend of your G-d and talk to him as if he knows who you are. It might pay off.
Sunlight on the finish line
Nothing gets in the way of the stock being a happy lifestyle
G-d never loves the fool who hates his stock loss in entirety
Never love the end of your investment
Find a good steak to enjoy before you sell your stocks
G-d is not a stock holder but he still holds the deeds
G-d never loves the fool who hates his stock loss in entirety
Never love the end of your investment
Find a good steak to enjoy before you sell your stocks
G-d is not a stock holder but he still holds the deeds
Steal the candy back
Take two meatballs, mash them together and make a sandwich if you really need a braided name
Beat the devil at cards and win back your French Horn Players Gold!
Steal your carrots fast.
Beat the devil at cards and win back your French Horn Players Gold!
Steal your carrots fast.
searching for dandelions
Skip the card game
Ray has his flag todaay
Honor comes to he who learns
A bad year hates a frightful one
Ray has his flag todaay
Honor comes to he who learns
A bad year hates a frightful one
Bones grow fast
Titty bee, there is a bitty bee
Bitty bee there is a titty tee
Silly justice
There is a new rug
Bitty bee there is a titty tee
Silly justice
There is a new rug
Peacocks deliver
Stanley the legal aid is never on time
Say cheese if you love the candy counter
Lose that smirk if you are in a hurry
Say cheese if you love the candy counter
Lose that smirk if you are in a hurry
Pinheads and Farmers
Patriots never antagonize the left or the right
Life is never about stories of greed
Trust in your G-d to bring the football season to a gentle close!
Life is never about stories of greed
Trust in your G-d to bring the football season to a gentle close!
Naming names but forgetting faces
LyeNPens on AOL is a friend of mine.
He writes for you and he likes you too.
He will never accept a bribe and he will never let you taunt him or ridicule him either.
G-d has him on speed dial sometimes.
He writes for you and he likes you too.
He will never accept a bribe and he will never let you taunt him or ridicule him either.
G-d has him on speed dial sometimes.
Burning Quell
There exists in cyber space a man named Burning Quell who is quite into the decision of taming the wild and making hatred fall off the face of the planet.
BQ is really fun and I am his friend.
BQ is really fun and I am his friend.
Righting the wrong
So if you like Jewish life and are either reform or conservative, pick up a book and start reading. The Tanakh is a great way to start all the time and I loved Proverbs and Psalms. It was easy to ascertain the meanings and it made me feel smarter. Then move to the prophets. Do the Torah 5 books of Moses and when you really feel good, read Job.
Kosher Will
I love the kosher way of life, but I bet that noone can ever really completely keep the perfection. So I go to my extreme and work on my golf game instead.
Bargain basement
Stay on fire black and white
Buy more Torah
Spend all of your money on Torah and life
Never gamble ever
Sell shoes but keep the change
Buy more Torah
Spend all of your money on Torah and life
Never gamble ever
Sell shoes but keep the change
Treat the dignity with agility
Tea pots hate the lid of strangers
Forgetting a name is never a fine day
Loving the merit of another is always a blessing
Trust in the soul of your Creator to give you your merit and worth
Forgetting a name is never a fine day
Loving the merit of another is always a blessing
Trust in the soul of your Creator to give you your merit and worth
Cooling the Engines
Sand paper never gets happy smiles
But butter is always a paid price
Trust in the New York Times but Enjoy the Wall Street Journal.
But butter is always a paid price
Trust in the New York Times but Enjoy the Wall Street Journal.
Pour the sugar down deep
Surgeons are the answer to prayers but a psychiatrist is never ready for the extreme mood
Surround the world with a jeep collection if you envy star wars
Smile for the cameras and love the jeeps too
Love your physician but enjoy your psychiatrist
Surround the world with a jeep collection if you envy star wars
Smile for the cameras and love the jeeps too
Love your physician but enjoy your psychiatrist
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